- You smell like a rubber giraffe.
- Honey, don’t lick the laptop.
- Is that poop or chocolate?
- Don’t put the kitty’s tail in your mouth.
- Please don’t lick mommy’s bra.
- Please stop clawing at my shirt.
These are directed at my daughter, not my husband…in case you needed a reminder!
Darcy is the founder of “Life With Darcy and Brian,” where she combines her love for education, board games, and crafting to create engaging learning experiences for kids. Her creative projects and writing have been featured in outlets like The Toy Insider, CafeMom, Mom.com, Parents.com, Country Living, and The Pioneer Woman.
MJ from iNeedaPlaydate
Thursday 28th of July 2011
It gets funnier!
Darcy
Thursday 28th of July 2011
I'm afraid to hear what will come out of her mouth! LOL
andie
Thursday 28th of July 2011
1. wow, someone is RIPE! 2. stop eating the carpet 3. pet the kitty, don't rip out 1 hair at a time (and eat it) 4. stop rubbing your face all over my chest 5. no pinching/biting my: face, boob, under my arm/armpit, belly, thigh. 6. oh Danger Baby... (done with a big sigh)
Darcy
Thursday 28th of July 2011
LMAO - "stop licking the carpet" and "stop twiddling my nipples" should have been on my list too
Oh these kids...
Mandie
Thursday 28th of July 2011
Oh too funny!! I thought I was the only one who said "Don't lick the counter."